It’s difficult to even think about getting married to someone someday seeing as I have the sex appeal of a cucumber.
Cucumbers have all of the sex appeal doe.
- me: hi may i get a caramel frappuccino
- starbucks: sure. may i get your name please
- me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
Diego needs to have an episode about saving a sloth.